kourtney

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1) I want to rent hotel rooms with you and spend more than half our time being outside.

2) I want to get lost while we’re driving because I can’t read maps and you are too stubborn to ask for directions.

3) I want to eat drive-thru food with you on the floor of our first apartment.

4) I want to get drunk in public and have you take me home while I hit on you.

5) I want to go on long adventures with you.

6) I want to go to the movies and make out with you in the back like a couple of over excited teenagers.

7) I want to lay with you under the stars and talk about the future like I’ve got it all planned.

8) I want to break in your arms once in a while because I don’t have it all planned.

9) I want to bore with you with my favorite shows and movies even though you insist it is okay.

10) I want to play video games with you and sulk when I lose.

11) I want to paint you in my poems.

12) I want to dance with you.

13) I want to spend the rest of my life with you, knowing there’s no place else I’d rather be.

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- 13 important things I want you to know. - A  (via girlchoking)

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Just because ur depressed doesnt mean other people arent

2spooky4boo:

Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

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glitterobservatory:

theilllestvillain:

waveofemotions:

I NEVER WANT THIS POST TO END

SAME

the second pic of the elephant and dog though. holy crap that’s graceful

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webmd:

let me sleep in ur stupid t-shirts and hold ur dumb hand u piece of shit

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lill-ac:

maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad

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jasminemdeleon:

theblackship:

thighrabanks:

obamashipsmyotpgettinhitched:

ginganinjaswagger:

coryy:

coryy:

No boyfriend November was a success. Should I go for a don’t date December?

Just me January?

Forever alone February?

No man march?

I just had to reblog this again.

abstinent april
masturbation may
just giving up june
 

just my hand july

always alone august

sexless september

only me october?

they’ve done it

they made a reason for me to be single for every month

Bless.

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Anonymous said: Have you ever been suspended?

narcotic:

noooope

almost did in 8th grade for shooting those little pieces of paper with rubber bands 

we called them hornets hahaha 

i was a little shit